The Douchebag Life Hacked
There’s a beach party. “Only superficial stupid people invited.”
Are you a douchebag? You’ll have to become one so you can go to the beach party in 14 days. During that 14 days you have to workout, buy furniture for your crib, make your car look ‘awesome’, go to tanning saloon… Long story short, you have to become the biggest douchebag ever.
Hack: Infinite cash.